Stop it, I say!
No more showing weight loss by holding up old pants. It only looks dramatic because you're holding them flat and people aren't 2-dimensional. ANYBODY's pants look huge held that way. If you take off the pants you're wearing right now (go ahead, your boss isn't looking) and hold them that way, you'll see what I mean.
Never ending rain
2 days ago
8 comments:
YOU CALL THIS A POST!?!1? STOP IT!1!
Now yours is the world's second most trivial rant, because a rant about a rant is is more trivial than the rant it rants about.
That's like the diminishing returns law of rants or something.
Also, many people have told me that I am 2-dimensional.
So IN YER FACE AGAIN, SteveQ1!!1!
hmm, seems when I just took off my pants and held them against my waist it looks like I have gained weight....
Thank goodness the windows in my office are frosted over so nobody can see... ;-)
What have you been doing that would make you rant about this? I can't say I come across this issue much in my daily life. Too many infomercials for nutrisystem, or something?
Second try: There's not enough tan M&M's! They started putting in blue ones and now there's no tan ones. It's just the man trying to hold the mocha-colored candies down! You've got to fight for your right to choose which dangerous food coloring is most prevalent in your snack foods!
White, Ethopians are NOT allowed to comment on matters pertaining to weight loss.
hmpf!
Oh, and tan M&M's along with brown, or white are LAME. They are supposed to be pretty, colorful and maximally carcinogenic.
So there.
RBR: You're pretty colorful and maximally carcinogenic your own self!
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