Just an old memory

Lori once told me she wanted to develop her vocabulary (our arguments usually involved her screaming, "You think I'm stupid!"), so she said she was going to read a dictionary. I said I didn't think that was a very good use of her time. She said, "You never support the things I want to do, you... you... abstemious aardvark!"

We both laughed so hard we couldn't catch our breaths for a long time. She nailed that first page!