Lori once told me she wanted to develop her vocabulary (our arguments usually involved her screaming, "You think I'm stupid!"), so she said she was going to read a dictionary. I said I didn't think that was a very good use of her time. She said, "You never support the things I want to do, you... you... abstemious aardvark!"
We both laughed so hard we couldn't catch our breaths for a long time. She nailed that first page!
Sunday Night Musings
5 days ago