Seems like you're no one in running in Minnesota unless you're on a team. No one wants me, so it's time to start my own.
Alice, "The Enforcer." Started running after her lifetime ban from rugby for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Katerina, "The General." Known for rallying the troops to victory with unorthodox methods.
Nataliya, "The Franchise." Her parents got her a USATF card at age 1 and she's never looked back.
Sunniva, "The Natural." All she does is win.
Barbara, "The All-Arounder." Sprints, marathons, triathlons, adventure racing; she's mastered them all.
Cintia, "The Veteran." Her Athlinks page takes hours to load.
Steve, "Towel Boy." Accidentally snapped a photo of himself: