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Thursday, February 10, 2011

More Valentine's Humor

The closer St. Valentine's Day approaches, the more advertising I see from jewelers. The major chains are really hitting the TV airwaves hard, especially Kay Jewelers. They have the best slogan: "Every Kiss Begins With Kay." That's so much better than the alternative: Every kiss begins with The Promise of Jewelry.

I've gone through that stage. After that, it was more: Every kiss begins with her saying "Not on the lips; you didn't pay for that."

Now, I'm at: Every kiss begins with my holding Snausages between my teeth.

(and no, I don't own a dog.)

5 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Where can I get some of that Surly Ale in NJ? And how is it with Snausages?

Quit yer belly-aching about how few click-thrus you get from my site. I guarantee you'll get way more than three from today's post.

[Disclaimer: NOT a guarantee.]

Diana said...

I bet lots of animals love Snausages. Your possibilities are endless.

Turbo Photographs said...

God#$% I fell for it while I was at GQH's b'og. I'm sooooo easy! (That's what HE said!)

Dude - those pics of all the broads with their cooters hanging out is just so ... well, let's just say you ain't right.

Good luck with the snausages.

C said...

Diana's comment is awesome. There's nothing for me to add. My work here is done.

Jean said...

Ha! Too funny!

Surly Abrasive is awesome. I hope you can bring them on as a corporate sponsor!