The closer St. Valentine's Day approaches, the more advertising I see from jewelers. The major chains are really hitting the TV airwaves hard, especially Kay Jewelers. They have the best slogan: "Every Kiss Begins With Kay." That's so much better than the alternative: Every kiss begins with The Promise of Jewelry.
I've gone through that stage. After that, it was more: Every kiss begins with her saying "Not on the lips; you didn't pay for that."
Now, I'm at: Every kiss begins with my holding Snausages between my teeth.
(and no, I don't own a dog.)
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