Just to balance the intellectual level of this blog, here's the dumbest thing I've done this week.
I was shopping and there was a woman near me carrying her very young son. The boy slapped her in the chest and said, "My boob!" There was a moment where she just stopped in embarassment, trying to decde whether to ignore him or scold him. So... I said, "You can DO that? You can just claim them? Dibs on the other one."
She was no longer embarassed by her son, because she was embarassed by me instead. Just paying it forward, little guy.
Lovin', touchin', squeezin'
23 hours ago