"There's only one hard and fast rule in running: sometimes you have to run one hard and fast."

Friday, October 1, 2010

An Open Letter

To Dr. Lisa Masterson, Ob-Gyn.

You have said on more than one occasion that "a vagina is like a self-cleaning oven." I have now ruined one of each. I assure you, they are in no way interchangeable.


Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

One question:

Why are you f*cking your oven?

RBR said...

GOD, G! Clearly, he was trying to bake in a va jay jay.

You are so dense sometimes.

P.S SQ, that won't win you any friends either. Not sure how much Massengil it takes to clear out chocolate chip cookie dough, but it has to be considerable. I am just saying.

SingletrackJenny (formerly known as IronJenny) said...

Good Lord, SQ. I haven't checked in on your blog in a while and THIS. This is what I stumble upon. (head shaking)!!!!!!!
You going to Surph-the-Murph? We are hosting THE most kick-ass aid station ever.


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Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Way to be coy, RBR!

She knows EXACTLY how much Massengil it takes! She's just being withholding because she gets off on that.

SteveQ said...

Jenny: Sorry you stumbled upon the most offensive thing I've posted in quite a while! I've been quite ill and won't be doing Surf the Murph (I've signed up for the Mankato Marathon about the same time and won't do that either). I might just stop by to see the aid station, though! My fave so far in a race was the parrothead one at Ice Age.