Once again, I have some ideas for new TV shows. This must be about the fifth time.
Dr. Ooze - Just like Dr. Oz, but with more seepage and pus. The doctor's catchphrase: "Can I poke it?"
Are You Faster than a Road Grader? - Contestants answer questions while trying to outrun 20 tons of grinding and crushing equipment.
The Colbert Contort - Same as the Colbert Report, but done with one leg behind his head.
and two that are probably funny only to me:
Enfleurage - Entourage clone, done in a perfumery. Lots of fat people pressed into elevators.
The Johnny Ace Christmas Special - recreation of Johnny's last Christmas performance, complete with backstage action. [Look it up.]
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