If you're trying to come up with a pet name for your girlfriend but you're hungry and all you can think of is food, try to stick to things that would've worked in the 1950's: Honeybun. Pumpkin. Lamb Chop.
I made the mistake of trying to go modern. Apparently "Fish Taco" is offensive.
Excalibur
3 days ago
6 comments:
"Tossed Salad" might not go over well, either ...
you have a girlfriend again? (that sounds like it was said in an incredulous tone but it wasn't) more of a probbing tone - do tell!
She must love you. You're still alive.
'Sloppy Joe' is also a bad choice.
Just saying....
Love,
Walrus Girl (just to remind you of other gems you have come up with)
Now I have a craving for apple pie.
Tried to slow down & got a 8:20 pace, huh? Yesterday I tried to speed up & got 10:14. Sucky.
Ha ha!!!
Yeah, that might not go over too well! :)
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