Though I broke up with Jenny some time ago, I still see her on occasion. I got an idea for a joke based upon her liking of exotic honey: cactus flower, tupelo honey, etc. I went to the farmer's market and bought some honey, then went home and soaked off the label. I printed out a new label and affixed it, attached a bow and gave it to her as a surprise present. She looked at the label and said, "Miso honey?"
And I said, "Now if I can just figure out how to get you to say 'Me love you long time!'"