1) What do you think about while running?
2) Why don't you post many photos?
Yesterday, I went out for a walk in the park (7 miles, 99 minutes, if you care), as I can walk without much pain, even if I can't run - and that's why I'm thinking about very long races where I expect to walk. At one point, I could see a woman walking ahead of me and I saw something that, try as I might not to look, caught my attention - there was something hanging between her legs. At first I hoped it was just bad lighting and my astigmatism creating an optical illusion, but as I got closer, there was obviously something there. The first 5 things I thought it could be made me ill (one was particularly disgusting and I'll spare you that), when I finally hoped she had stuck a cell phone in her spandex shorts.
As I got closer, I could finally figure out what it was. She was wearing a thong, which had migrated over one butt cheek, creating a flab flap that dangled between her legs.
That should answer both questions!
Sunday Night Musings
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