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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Can't run - I have a hangnail

I've always wanted to use that title and now it's almost appropriate.

I'm sidelined today with... get this... a canker sore. How humiliating. It does help a little that my dentist claims it's the worst he's ever seen. Can't eat, couldn't sleep much, can barely talk and running a fever.

Worst. Excuse. Ever.

13 comments:

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Canker sore, eh?

Hope she was worth it.

In related news ... How's it going, RBR?

Hahahahahaha! She's gonna KILL me, but it's worth it!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

ZOMG!1! The word verification word that came up after I posted that first comment was ...

"reamed"

Which reminds me ...

How's it going, RBR?

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

I actually managed to get the hotlink correct in that second one ...

And now my word verification word is ... "bednesse".

Of course it is.

SteveQ said...

tsk tsk tsk. G., canker sores aren't like cold sores, they come (usually) from mechanical injury, like... well, now that you mention it, it could happen the way you implied!

Emz said...

I had a comment . .

. . .then, I read Glaven's.

hilarious.

joyRuN said...

I prefer thinking you have cooties instead of whatever in the hell you were doing to your mouth.

My word verification?

roctornb

Anonymous said...

my word vivesection - midtwist

ShutUpandRun said...

I once worked with a guy who would do anything to go home early. One day his excuse was "chapped hands." wonder how he got those?

RBR said...

Nice SQ, never thought you were a 'rough sex play'... err... I mean kiss and tell kind of guy

*hands on hips* Hey were did this bite mark come from?

my word verification is 'scrote'
How is it going, G?

(ok, technically it is scrate, but close enough)

RBR said...

Re: the "embarrassing" pictures.

1. You just finished ONE HUNDRED FUCKING MILES. You look bad ass, no matter what anyone says

2. Blood and Mud? Come on, that is HOT in any venue.

3. Picture number one is damn cute

4. Not NEARLY as bad as the Mother's day face and the fucking ATV.

I am just saying...

sea legs girl said...

Whoah. Lots of pressure to write a sexual comment here.

Ok, seriously, Steve, do you really have a canker sore so bad that you can't run? Sometimes I don't know how seriously I should take these posts. But WHY do you have something like that? My mind is racing with thoughts of immunodeficiency or malabsorbtion/vit def, but I guess if this has only happened once it's probably just a fluke.

My word verification is a really good one: menesse.

Xenia said...

Am I really going to be the first to say....

NEED PICTURE!

Yes, I went there. And now the ball (heh) is back in G's court.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Hands off my balls, Xenia!

Just kidding! Go nuts ... as it were.

(Don't worry - you're safe. I'm canker-free. Unlike some people I could mock.)