I've always wanted to use that title and now it's almost appropriate.
I'm sidelined today with... get this... a canker sore. How humiliating. It does help a little that my dentist claims it's the worst he's ever seen. Can't eat, couldn't sleep much, can barely talk and running a fever.
Worst. Excuse. Ever.
Why am I alive with a long road ahead!
1 day ago