This Week's Best Joke

From this week's edition of "America's Next Top-Heavy Model"

"You put her in heels? She can barely stand as it is. Uh oh, she's wobbling. She's going down! TIMBERRRRR!"

[I would not only watch this show, I'd buy the DVD.]

Runner-up joke: For those trying to pretend they're following baseball during the playoffs, Chone Figgins' name is pronounced like "Shawn," not like "Cojone."