From this week's edition of "America's Next Top-Heavy Model"
"You put her in heels? She can barely stand as it is. Uh oh, she's wobbling. She's going down! TIMBERRRRR!"
[I would not only watch this show, I'd buy the DVD.]
Runner-up joke: For those trying to pretend they're following baseball during the playoffs, Chone Figgins' name is pronounced like "Shawn," not like "Cojone."
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