"There's only one hard and fast rule in running: sometimes you have to run one hard and fast."

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Temp post - nothing at all. Really.

I just posted a depressing diatribe and deleted it, so I need to post something to keep people's readers from listing the last one until I have something worth saying.

I won't be at In Yan Teopa, both from injury and lack of funds. Hope y'all have a good time down there (shoot for 59:59, Wynn!) I may do a little 5K here in town again instead.

Okay, I guess I have to have something here. This week's best joke: "I like to juggle helium balloons."


Anonymous said...

as a roomate in under grad college once told me on the final day of graduation... "It's a dog eat-dog world out there, and you're wearing milkbone underwear".
He was always good for a smartass comment.

Too bad you can't make it to the hole-in-the-rock, but sometimes rest is best. any thoughts for next year... road marathon? Is TCM a masters national champ race this year? that would be cool. you'd ruffle some feathers.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Way to stick it to Teh Reader, Steve! That'll cause its cremaster muscle to cringe!

So yeah thanks A LOT because I attribute it to YOU that everyone - even the skirts - over at my blog is talking cremasters instead of "My Hawt Tantric Night With A Yoga Master", even though I actively encouraged the latter and (tacitly, at least) am discouraging the former.

See ... there's a BIG DIFFERENCE between cremasters and YOGA Masters.

Unless "Yoga" is Hindi for "Cre". Then I guess they're the same thing.

I'm starting to feel the same way about cremasters that you do about reference to your bloody, muddy post-race carcass.

Carl Gammon said...

I hope I see you at that little 5K.

And I tried to figure out a scientific method of juggling helium balloons, but it's over my head.

Helen said...

The guy in Kevin G's photo is from the south - he finished the 100 miler - you remember him at Sawbill he was wondering who all was passing him and we told him about the 50 milers and he was quite relieved!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Yep. I linked to this so you couldn't delete it. It's part of your permanent record now.

So now you'll never get into a good college.

You'll have to settle for menial work like *shudder* ... chiropractor.