There's something out there that could kill trail races. If this comes to the Twin Cities (despite the fact that it raises money for a good cause), expect me to run rampant through the crowd with a chainsaw. And, as far as the "toughest one-day event" in the world goes, it doesn't make the top 1000. I mean, really... this is an amusement park for frat boys. Look at the people who do this race - is there anyone you'd want to emulate?
There IS one guy who took it tongue-in-cheek. I like the kitten and the Knob Creek.
Glaven has a strong showing at 60% in your poll up there...
ReplyDeleteI always had a soft spot in my heart for Nimby's pony friend, Pokey.
ReplyDeleteNo, wait ... not heart ... I meant head.
Good thing I caught myself! I nearly pulled a Glaven, there!
In related news, any hawt chix out there interested in "pulling a Glaven", if you get my drift? If so, why settle for a Glaven when you can have the Glaven?
Why isn't THAT poll (or should I say "pole"?) on your blog, SteveQ?
I thought Glaven was a compliment...until that reference to "pulling a Glaven". Now I just feel dirty.
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